What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

{RING} {RING}

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.